Nothing new...

It's Thursday, and I have done NOTHING productive this week. Well, that's not true, I've done stuff, just nothing pertaining to my weight loss goals. I have made a plan of just wearing leggings when I am in MN anyways, so those are stretchy and I won't feel bad when I eat for 5 days straight. But I hear that it hasn't snowed yet, which defeats the purpose of wearing leggings. I want to be prepared at anytime to put on my snow pants and slide down a hill. Is that too much to ask?
This is my last week of school for this semester, and I plan to celebrate by taking a nap. I hear somewhere that you retain weight when you don't sleep enough, so would hibernation do the opposite? Would I lose massive amounts of weight if I just slept through the winter? I was watching one of those Hollywood news shows, and they were showing the actresses that have lost a lot of weight this year and they showed Kelly Osbourne. They showed a before pic of her then an after pic. They say that she weighs 115lbs now. We are about the same height, so I would like to throw the BS flag on that one. Either I have a skewed view of my body size right now or they are LYING! I think that I was the size she is now, before I got pregnant, and that was like 7 lbs from what I currently weigh, and I can promise you I was NOT 115 lbs. I feel better about myself when I can crack on another person.....I suppose that's a heart issue. LOL.

Prayer of the righteous....

So I was looking at who my audience is, to better speak to you all on your level (being sarcastic, I am just curious) apparently I have people in Russia that read my blog? Wow, to all of you in Russia, Zdravstvujtye! You can find ANYTHING on google, That's hello in Russian! 
So you all are never going to believe what happened this last week. As you read I did NOTHING productive in terms of my weight loss goals. I ate cookies and brownies and loaves of bread. I get on the scale and hung my head in shame, and much to my surprise I lost 2 lbs.....I know I am confused too. So I thought Jordan was pulling a prank on me because he is sick of hearing my really "big plans" to lose weight and changed the scale. So, I had him get on it and it was accurate. I have officially changed my weight loss plan. Eat whatever I want....I guess that works better, or maybe it was all of the meds i was on? I did try on those jeans again, still a muffin top so I am thinking maybe 5lbs left and I won't have to work so hard to get them on. I guess we shall see. I do plan on burning a bunch of calories in MN because I am going to go sledding like a 5 year old and whoop on Jordan at hockey.  
That's all for today, I have a crazy busy week. We will see what kind of time I can come up with to write about my really exciting life....

I blame Minnesota.

I would like to use this platform as an opportunity to blame my location of birth and upbringing on the fact that I can NOT lose this weight. I suppose it's only been two weeks and I should chill out, but whatever. I was raised in the frozen tundra (Minnesota) and whenever it gets cold here all I want to do is eat a creamy soup, a loaf of bread, brownies and drink coffee. This is of course completely contrary to ANY healthy lifestyle advice you read online. I guess I technically have two weeks until Christmas, so maybe I'll lose another pound or two. To make myself better I ate a bag of steamed sugar snap peas for lunch, and I chased that down with a brownie. So I think that I am right on schedule. I am one legit goal setter.

Nope....still fat.

Look, I know it's been a week but is it wrong to just want to get lipo and be done with it? I don't have time to go to the gym! I'm a busy LADY!!!! I think that I've lost like 1lb. So whatever, I'll take it. At this rate I'll be down 4 lbs by Christmas. Is that enough to fit into my jeans? I guess we shall see. I have vowed not to try them on until right before I leave for Minnesota.  I have decided to come to terms with the fact that SOME OF MY CLOTHES MAAAAAAY be out of style, so I went through my things and I am donating a lot of them. I'm almost 30, isn't that the age where you start to wear a pant suit everywhere you go? I think I need some pant suits. OMG with a muffin top? That would RULE! I am really excited for what 2012 has in store for me AND my muffin top. We have big plans.

I think it's been a week?

Well I kind of fell off the grid there for a couple of days. I have been sick for the past two days. I wonder what the caloric make-up is of a Dayquil? On Friday I was really excited because I thought that Jordan and I were going to get to go to a Christmas party for his company, where I got to get dressed up, what girl doesn't like to do that? Well, I guess Jordan waited too long to get tickets so no party for me, I'm not gonna lie I ate three trick-or-treat candy bars to try and make me feel better. So I'm not sure how effective I will be at working out this week. For the past three days I have been eating bits and pieces of food (I seriously cannot remember what I ate). I think I had a banana yesterday...
I have zero creativity today so this is about it for my post. Sorry for the amount of lame I am giving off right now.

Day 3

Well I was really excited because I had a pear for breakfast, took my multi-vitamin (because you are supposed to eat it with food) and a glass of water. Then I threw up my pear because apparently a pear isn't food enough for the dumb vitamin. I was planning on going to the cycling class that morning but the throwing up kind of put a damper on that plan. So I thought, I worked out two days in a row, I'm gonna take the day off. Then I thought UGH I have to tell everyone that I didn't work out and they will think I'm lame. So I went for a walk at the park. I guess it's better than nothing. I don't remember what I had for lunch, so I'm guessing it wasn't much. And Jordan and I ended up going out for dinner after our leadership meeting. I had an omlette with egg whites, it was amazing! Something I need to work on, going to bed earlier. Midnight is too late for me.